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The Fast Show

This show was on when I was in England. I recently found a bunch of episodes in 10-minute segments on the ol' Youtube.

Democrats
Circle I Limbo

Ben Bernanke
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Scientologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Hipsters
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Bernie Madoff
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

The Pope
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Megalodon

I'm definitely not the biggest metalhead out there. However, as with just about every genre, I admire the real masters. This song is off of Leviathan and it was not played last Saturday.

Brutality!

Mastodon show was quite good last Saturday. However, I did learn that I am old.

Pork Eater

I gave up eating pork after my last ass explosion from the local taqueria of death. No more pork roulette for me!

Welcome to Santa Cruz!

Santa Cruz is shitty...photos by Chill

Timmy and the weed.

All right Giants fans, let's toke for Timmy! At least it ain't steroids again...

Slap Chop!

This might be a bit old but it cracked me up.

King Kong

This clip's cool. If you like that sort of thing.

Work Stuff

Just thought I would start up a work blog to be able to easily update the kind of mularky we get up to. I am supposed to update the website but this is much easier. Check it! www.rcrfab.blogspot.com

Rockview

More often than not these days, I feel like throwing in the towel when it comes to surfing. This day was no different. Thanks to Chill for shootin' it though.

Holden McRotch rockin' to Abba - Take a Chance on Me

Another wild night in Santa Cruz.

Rockers takeover.

Oh my goodness. Tom and Jerry.

Merkins!

I never knew.

Rotten had a Mai Tai

I couldn't find a song that described the shenanagance and debauchery and shirtless punching of the dong that was my birthday extravaganza but this is pretty close.

Big Swing on El CAP

Rap off one rope and take off on one 100ft. away. Simple. 3200 feet up. Anybody?

Frederick St.

This is cool.

Nostalgia

Even though I still rock this shit once a week.

John Hughes

Dude was just trying to have a nice walk.

Uncle Buck!

Okay, one more.

I can't help it.

Check em' lickin' the lightbulb. Dig the bitchin' feathers.

Play on Black Ark!

Bloodclot!

Riddim from the ghetto, lyrics from the streets.

Get your education here.

PUM PUM

"Pum Pum fresh and pum pum stale." "Jesus Christ gimme more fresh pum pum."

I like this concept of carting the old legend around New York to look at hookers. Scratch, what happened?

Big Sur

This weekend in Big Sur proved to be exhausting but beautiful. It was my son's first camping trip and he discovered all that can be done with dirt. This isn't my son, it's a close runner up for dirtiest animal. How can anyone want to hurt these little critters? Look at that punam. Check the lines on Friday night. Imagine my excitement. Realize that this meant 8 foot mush and closeouts at SD Beach. Why is this underlined? Sheeeeeiiiiiitttttttt.

OLDNESS

I found a gray pube. Sheeeeeeeiiiiiittttttttt.